Roll Out

Two days before I depart. So things are starting to fall into place. I have completed a side project of a longboard while working on the Sea Gliders Saga. This is a pretty trippy board for me. It's the first board to be shorter than my waist and not made out of a water ski. It also sports a logo I designed. I thought for sure I would sell it, but I have decided to take it to Britain with me. I've decided to longboard around London and everywhere else as much as possible. Who knows, maybe I'll start a trend.

iPear

This is the new product that's just come out from Pyrus. It's the big competitor of Apple Inc. That's right you guessed it. The iPear. This product also happens to correspond with angiosperm programming and has a multitude of functions.

Thiamin (Vit. B1) 0.012 mg 1%
Riboflavin (Vit. B2) 0.025 mg 2%
Niacin (Vit. B3) 0.157 mg 1%
Pantothenic acid (B5) 0.048 mg 1%
Vitamin B6 0.028 mg 2%
Folate (Vit. B9) 7 μg 2%
Vitamin C 4.2 mg 7% (Update from the Old Generation)
Calcium 9 mg 1%
Iron 0.17 mg 1%
Magnesium 7 mg 2%
Phosphorus 11 mg 2%
Potassium 119 mg 3%
Zinc 0.10 mg 1%

Apple Inc. won't know what hit it.

Heave Ho.

Well it has been a nice weekend for me. Friday night after work my family and I drove up to Okanagan Lake. The purpose of our excersion was the COSA (Central Okanagan Sailing Association) Springtime Regatta. I was a little apprehensive about going to this regatta because last year it rained all day and they made us wait on the water. For six whole hours!
However, this year turned out to be much better. Not only was it sunny, but the wind blew like stink. It was one of the few times that I have been afraid. I sail a boat called a Laser, it is 14 feet with 76 square feet of sail. This doesn't sound like a lot, but I had 25 knot winds hitting it. This left me in a bit of a tight situation. I stressed the hiking strap so much that onl the last leg of one of the courses I actually fell out because it broke. It was quite a funny site to see. I just felt myself floating through air and then I hit the really , really cold water. But fortunately I did not come last that race. Only third last. Weather was all around nice and warm. These photo's are from the trip. I have no idea who the little girl is. But she looked like she was having a fun time on the beach.

Sea Gliders Saga, Grain Shaping.

So the grain of the wood has found a shape. Stubby Hand Sam molded this googleplex of hardened chloroplast cells into a Longboard (Steed in the War of Style and Groove). Though this mighty weapon of utmost awesome is still in it's early stage of forging, it still has the strange power of awe. People look at it now in it's current state and exclaim "Holy cow, that's a sweet board". That's when Stubby Hand Sam just nods his head with pride.
However, this Steed of Cool is not meant for the forger. This Longboard is destined for a great Rider. This Still Training Rider (Strider) is actually winning in the War of Style and Groove. But she is using the Longboard to add to her already deadly arsonal of Cool. Here Endeth the Second Saga.

Domo Arigato

This photo is the result of some volunteers (and friends) and I after being "robotized". We volunteer at a kids social skills group. Yes it can be tiring and sometimes the children aren't always sweet. But they have a lot of fun, and I admit, so do I.
It's also worth it to see the kids achieve certain goals we've laid out for them (with them none the wiser). Many of them are progressing at an awesome rate with little habits such as eye contact or waiting their turn to speak, improving every time I see them.
Anyways, that's the blurb. And I must say, Robot Shield (left) has a pretty darn good ammunition upgrade.

Do you know where a CTM machine is?

The other day I decided to actually count the copius amount of Canadian Tire money in my wallet. The sum is (drum roll please)

$ 4.80 ¢

so for an extra 2 inches of width in my wallet I can buy a roll of ducttape at Canadian Tire. In lew of this I have decided that Canadian Tire should make larger bills than 5¢, 10¢ ectetera.
When one thinks of the actually concept of Canadian Tire money, it is really quite amazing. It has become a part of Canada, engrained into it's culture. The phrase "Canadian Tire Money" has almost become a word (canidiantiremunny). Canadian Tire money is Canada's unofficial second currency. It's even common place to see a couple of bills from Canadian Tire in the charity boxes in the local grocery stores.
What started as probably a advertising campaign in the past has somehow managed to keep a good grip in Canadian society of advertising, such as: Gas points, Safeway points, IGA stickers, and many other little ways to make us by more of everything and anything.
Anyways, I still can't choose between a roll of ducttape, a hotdog, (because the little hotdog stand outside of Canadian Tire accepts CTM) or to keep collecting my CTM for something bigger. But I thought I'd bring that to attention.

Silly Longboards (the part of the show where sam comes out and builds a silly longboard)

After recieving heavy suppressive fire for having not posted anything, I have found something to blog about. These series of posts will be known as the Sea Gliders Sega.
This name is not just plucked out of the air. Snatching names or titles from nowhere defeats the purpose of a name. Therefore I shall explain.

In the beginning there was Sam of the Stubby Hands(son of Wild Bill). Stubby Hand Sam decide to row agains the flow of commercial gravity driven transportation, known as Longboards. So he set out to become a maker of these weapons in the war of style and groove.
Unfortunately in the Region of Monk's Crossing there were no smiths of these amazing steeds. So Sam Stubby Hands decided that he must teach himself the art of forging Longboards. And so he did.
However, no one ever warned Stubby Hand Sam of the destructive power of poorly forged Longboards. Many of Sam's early creations turned bad. Bad as a sunny day spoiled by the sound of the neighbors' children yelling at 5 in the morn. As bad as a half eaten apple with half a worm in it.
Sam struggled greatly to repair the damage done by these terrible things. So he took them to his Bedroom Dungeon. There he placed them in the Closet of Oblivion. They have been lost to this day.

But this sega is to tell the beginning of a new era. An era of beauty and danger. A time when the Great Downfalls of the Lower Rainland ceased to come from the heavens.
In this time Sam found a beatiful element. This raw, uncut, untouched Longboard Ore was obtained in the Valhalla of Vibe (VV for short). But back to the story. This Longboard Ore had the name of Sea Gliders. She is displayed in the photo graph.
So truly I tell you, this is the beginning. For this potential piece of wood has a future. And you shall help guide it.
This is how. Should this be one True Longboard, or two Old School Boards?

For all those people who apparently read this. Let me know.

Lower Rainland

Hmm, so the weather's been a bit erratic today. But this weather does make a great opportunity for photo's like this one I took this morning. It also makes it good for soccer playing, I hope it's like this on my first game.
There's nothing quite like a slide tackle that carries you twenty feet across the field. And there's really no other excuse to slide like that unless it's a tackle, so I always try to make them worth the bruise I get the next day.

Ode to the Problem Student

Here is a poem I wrote for my mechanics teacher. He has a little jar that has inscribed on it "Ashes of a Problem Student. I thought that this was an opportunity too great not to take. so here is the poem I wrote to go inside his jar.






Ashes of a Problem Student


Here in this little urn
Are the ashes of a student who did burn.
She never did listen to Mr. Lloyd
And with his patience how she toyed.
By misplacing tools,
And sitting around on stools.
Until one day, while leaning on the four-poster
She used the cutting torch as a toaster
Oh she should have listened to what Mr. Lloyd told her
But she slipped and pulled the trigger closer
She aimed it at the acetylene tank,
This blew up and off the wall it did bank
Into the shop it careened
While other students cried and screamed.
It knocked down Mr. Lloyd, but on it went,
Until it landed on the cement,
This is the end not yet,
For it ignited once again like a jet.
But the student who started it all
Behind the flame she did fall.
All they found was but a scorch
Of the problem student who lit the torch.





Sam Glasgow

Bridges (the unburnt kind)

So I'm finally get a move on with the guitar bridge I've been trying to fabricate. The story behind this guitar bridge is that it comes originally from a 1950's Ibanez electric guitar. I was the lucky one to have the guitar in my posession while the bridge snapped. So as it is not my guitar I have felt obligated to fix it. But surprise surprise. They don't make that type of bridge. Anywhere. At all. Even Ebay let me down.So I've been working on and off the last year or so to make a copy of it.
I've finally gotten a proper move on and now it's under way. I've poured the resin. The dye is cast. I just hope I mixed the catalyst properly, because I'm terrible at measuring those types of epoxies and resins.
I'm also feeling the affects of the resin smell on my brain. So if I tend to act a little odd if you see me, then you know why.

Easter Weekend

Well this has been a nice Easter weekend for me. My sister came over from Squamish to visit us. I still don't know how to add her. So Anna add me to your blog friends. I didn't clean any more rust out of my car, but oh well. I did however manage to pick up some good music. I ordered "Curse Your Little Heart" by Devotchka (did some of the soundtrack for Little Miss Sunshine), and picked up a Feist cd at A & B Sound. Sunday I went to church and then had a big early dinner. This was a catch twenty two because early dinner meant I could go swing dancing, but I was still in digestion mode at swing dancing. But it was fine and I didn't explode into various particles.
Today was a good day for me because I relaxed the whole time. I awoke in the eleventh hour (that's not 11 o'clock, that'd be the twelfth hour). Then Andy and I went to the Sound of Music downtown to play their twelve-string guitars for a good half hour or so. Then we headed up to HOFA where I picked up so Plaster of Paris after talking to another friend for a good hour managed to head back to home base for lunch at 3:00. Then Andy made me a cool cd full of all sorts of cool bands i.e The Weepies, Wilco, The Shins, The Postal Service and others. So that was my long weekend Easter full fun. Now it's back to school and all other fun things. Oh and on my walk to down to downtown I noticed many beautiful cherry blossom trees. Very nice touch to the scenery I think. Maybe I'll get a photograph of some on here later.

The VW's going.

Well I came to the sad realization today. I can't repair my car. This dire conclusion was made at the discovery of some slightly deeper than surface rust on the frame. I was able to poke a screw driver through it. The screw-driver method is my standard, and it's been beat. However, I'm not dismayed by this unfortunate turn. I am already looking for another worthy VW. This one has still taught me, what not to buy. I also might be able to piece sell it and make the money back, but hey, we'll see.