Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Martian Encyclopedia of The Human Race on Earth

Dermatologist
Definition: Someone who achieved the professional status of taxidermy where they had the ability to tan and cure the hide of other human beings before death. These dermatologists were curiously popular in the 21st century and held a high position and status in a certain sector of society. The most interesting fact about this profession is that the practicers were highly paid by the humans who's bodies were being cured. It remains uncertain if this practice was in preparation of death because evidence found in the remains of those who regularly underwent these various procedures to have actually been found to degenerate the bodies much more quickly than under natural circumstances.

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