Sunday, June 10, 2007

iPear


This is the new product that's just come out from Pyrus. It's the big competitor of Apple Inc. That's right you guessed it. The iPear. This product also happens to correspond with angiosperm programming and has a multitude of functions.

Thiamin (Vit. B1) 0.012 mg 1%
Riboflavin (Vit. B2) 0.025 mg 2%
Niacin (Vit. B3) 0.157 mg 1%
Pantothenic acid (B5) 0.048 mg 1%
Vitamin B6 0.028 mg 2%
Folate (Vit. B9) 7 μg 2%
Vitamin C 4.2 mg 7% (Update from the Old Generation)
Calcium 9 mg 1%
Iron 0.17 mg 1%
Magnesium 7 mg 2%
Phosphorus 11 mg 2%
Potassium 119 mg 3%
Zinc 0.10 mg 1%

Apple Inc. won't know what hit it.

5 comments:

Rachel Penner said...

thank you sam :)

Jin said...

sam you are AMAZING! bwahahahahahhahahahahahahah! haha!

Jilly said...

Oh wow, where can I get one? I've been waiting for a more biodegradable take on the ipod for some time now.

Alie said...

oh the cleverness of you.

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